What I say and what I feel are two entirely different things. That's just the way I am.
*Today's memories are tomorrow's tears.
*~Never Explain--your Friends do not need it and your Enemies will not believe you anyway~* (Elbert Hubbard)
It makes me mad because I wanna be happy so bad.
*Sometimes all you really wish for is for someone to wish for you*
You know they don't care when they don't even bother to ask why you're crying.
Males and females have never seemed to fully understand each other. it will probably continue this way but I think that's part of the magic of it all."~Scott Bairstow
"Black people yelling racism, White people yelling reverse racism, Asian people yelling sideways racism, and the Native Americans ain't yellin' anything 'cause they all dead!" - chris rock
"Unhappiness does not arise from the way things are. But rather from the difference in the way things are and the way we believe they should be."
* Sometimes you need a second chance, because time wasn't ready for the first one*
"That which is striking and attractive is not always good. That which is good is always beautiful."
Chaque fois que tu te sentiras seul, regarde les etoiles
whenever you feel alone look at the stars
For a dreamer, night is the only time of day.
I am in shape. Round is a shape.
Time may be a great healer, -- but it's a lousy beautician.
Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark.
Professionals built the Titanic.
Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good.
Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
Even if you are on the right track, -- you'll get run over if you just sit
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common.
They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.
An optimist thinks that this is the best possible world.
A pessimist fears that this is true.
There will always be death and taxes.
However, death doesn't get worse every year.
In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.
Dijon vu- the same mustard as before.
I am not fat, I am a nutritional overachiever.
I am having an out of money experience.
I plan on living forever. So far, so good.
Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
A day without sunshine is like night.
Notice how there's no I in SLUT but there is a U
~Sex is heriditary. Chances are if your parents never had it you wont either~
-Honesty = fear of being caught
-Friend = A person who dislikes the same person you do.
-Adolecence = The stage between puberty and adultery.
-Beauty = The power by which woman charms a lover and terrfies a husband.
-Cosmetics = A woman's means for keeping a man from reading between the
Birthdays are good for you! Statistics show that the people who have the most, live the longest.
"Keyboard disconnected, press F8 to continue.."
Sex on television can't hurt you...unless you fall off
the closest thing u will ever come to a brain storm is a light drizzle
You might regret what you do- but you'll you regret what you don't do SO much more
Mystify people with your intelligence, and if u cant do that, mystify them with your B.S.
''Born with no soul, lack of control, cut from the mold of the anti-social.'' .
i dOn'T sWiM iN YoUr ToiLeT sO DoN't pEe iN My pOoL!
sarcasm keeps you from telling people what you really think of them
***Family are like fudge, mostly sweet with a few nuts.
If it makes you happy....someone else will be pissed off
--Children in the dark cause accidents. Accidents in the dark cause children.
--We have enough youth, how about a fountain of Smart
unless you could see inside my head,
you couldnt possibly understand
*~less than jake
Why do parents tell you to act like an adult one minute and remind you that you're only a child the next?
You can never stay mad at someone who makes you laugh.
"If you could see the you that I see, you'd see yourself differentlyI assure you."~Rollins Band
"All I ever wanted was to make you happy. I can only do that by stepping aside. I just have one favor to ask of you... Remember me."~Family Matters
"Sometimes I don't know where the bullshit ends and the truth begins."~All That Jazz
Women do not snore, fart, or belch; therefore, they must BITCH or else they will blow up."
"There are some things I know for certain. Always throw spilled salt over your left shoulder.. keep rosemary by your garden gate.. plant lavender for luck.. and fall in love whenever you can."~Practical Magic
"It takes so little to make me smile.. I like it that way."
"Tears are words the heart can't say."
"How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on."
This world is older than any of you know. Contrary to popular mythology, it did not begin as a paradise. For untold aeons, demons walked the Earth. They made it their home, their... their Hell. But in time they lost their purchase on this reality. The way was made for mortal animals, for man. All that remains of the old ones are vestiges, certain magics, certain creatures...
I live with the *stars* where
I may dream and pretend
that everything is still
alright with the
*To see the stars is a miracle, but to see them in your eyes is magic.
"As the light changed from red to green to yellow and back to red again, I sat there thinking about life. Was it nothing more than a bunch of honking and yelling? Sometimes
it seemed that way."
"If you're gonna get in trouble for hitting someone, you might as well do it hard."