The truth will set you free. But first it will piss you off
A drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts
"It is always the best policy to speak the truth, unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar."
-Jerome K. Jerome
We can embrace love, its not to late
Why do we sleep instead with hate?
Belief requires no suspesion
To see that Hell is our invention
We make Hell real, we stoke its fires
And in its flames our hope expires
Heaven too is our creation
We grant ourselves our own salvation,
All thats required is imagination.
~~All generalizations, are false. It's not true that life is one damn thing after another, it's the same damn thing over and over.
~~Some people are alive, simply cause it is against the law to kill them!
~~I'm not lonely, im severly deprived of my rightly deserved attention!
I've had it with reality?! Where's my Fairy Godmother!?
Dont take life too seriously, no one gets out alive anyways
You never really grow up, you just learn how to act in public
When you feel like critisizing the younger generation, just remember who raised them
Learn from you parents mistakes--Use birth control
*Everything ends up okay in the end. If it's not okay, it's not the end yet.
*If you should die before me, ask if you could bring a friend
*If you haven't found something worth dying for, your not living
"Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn."
-C. S. Lewis
"Heal the past; live the present; dream the future.
All things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal,or fattening
~*Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: "this looks so much better on..." on what? fire?!
~*"If my life gets any worse i am calling hell and asking them about their exchange program."~
"My life's rapidly becoming the punchline for a seriously disturbed joke."
Some days your the dog, and some days your the hydrant.