-Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with super-heros. Women have bad self-images because they grow up identifying with Barbie.
-Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.
"Men should be like kleenex....... soft, strong, and disposable."
Men are like slinkys~ Not really good for much, but you can't help smiling when you see one falling down the stairs.
God created man before woman because you have to have a rough draft before you have a master piece
"And although we adore men individually, we agree that as a group they're rather stupid."
"Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women.
~*If you tell a man that there are 300 billion stars in the universe, he'll believe you. But if you tell him that a park bench has just been painted, he has to touch it to be sure.
Diamonds are girls best friends... Dogs are mans best friend... Now...whos the smarter sex?
Until a man touches a womans heart, he shouldn't touch her body.
Guys assume to much. They assume you like them, they assume you hate them. And worst of all, they assume that nothing they do will change either opinion.
*Every girl wants one guy to meet all her needs, while every guy wants all the girls to meet his one need.*
*Guys r pigs ...... and of course I always get the runt*
*No woman ever falls in love with a man unless she has
a better opinion of him than he deserves.
Sometimes i think you should put a condom on your head, because if your going to act like a dick, you might as well dress like one too.
I have an unjustifiably high opinion of men. They're idiots.
If women were made to chase men,
dont you think god would have made them worth chasing?!?
--God made rivers, God made lakes, God made guys--hey, we all make mistakes!
"Boys know how to break your heart, but men know how to pick up the pieces."
"Men were born to lie, women to believe them."
"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
"He's a guy. Nothing they do ever makes sense."~Felicity .
"A father is someone who carries pictures where his money used to be.
"If we can send one man to the moon, why can't we send them all there?"
"The more guys I meet, the more I like snakes."
Two things a man cannot hide: that he is drunk and that he is in love.
*~*Never let your man's mind wander; it's too little to be out alone*~*
*~*Girls all learned this in first grade......guys suck*~*
*~*I wish my mother had told me the samething about horror movies and guys when i
was little --"Don't worry, honey, it's all fake"*~*
*~*Men are like copiers, you need them for reproduction, but that's about it*~*
*~*Men are like miniskirts, if you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs*~*
*~*Men are like snowstorms, you never know when they're coming, how many inches
you're gonna get, or how long they'll last*~*