"I can tell by your tears that you'll remember it all."
"Sometimes what you forget doesn't bother you as much as what you remember."
"It's true no matter how happy you are now, or how far away, you still dream of going back."
*We really don't have enemies. It's just that some of our best friends are trying to kill us.*
"My life's rapidly becoming the punchline for a seriously disturbed joke."
There are three types of people in this world.
One type learns from books. One type learns from observation.
And one had to urinate on the electric fence himself.
If your here, who is running hell?
-Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with super-heros. Women have bad self-images because they grow up identifying with Barbie.
-Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.
"Men should be like kleenex....... soft, strong, and disposable."
"Never hold onto something because you are too afraid to let go."
As long as he doesn't look into my eyes I can hide how bad I am hurting.
Men are like slinkys~ Not really good for much, but you can't help smiling when you see one falling down the stairs.