Just because I'm moody doesn't mean your not irritating I've had it with reality?! Where's my Fairy Godmother!? The truth will set you free. But first it will piss you off A drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts Allow me to introduce myselves Normal people worry me Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity The reason the all-american boy chooses beauty over brains, is because the all-american boy can see better then he can think I'm not a complete idiot, I'm missing some parts Depression is mearly anger without enthusiasm Early bird gets the worm, but second mouse gets the cheese Only dead fish go with the flow He's not dead, he's metaphysiclly challenged Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy What they think of me is not important, what matters is what I think of them It isnt that I dont know, its that you wouldng understand if I told you Dont take life too seriously, no one gets out alive anyways God created man before woman because you have to have a rough draft before you have a master piece We are all pretty bizzare, some of us are just better at hiding it You never really grow up, you just learn how to act in public Dont ask me why I'm weird, ask yourself why your not Oh Shit!? The toilet is talking again!?!? Honesty's the best bolicy, but insanity is a better defense The surest sign that intelligant life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it hasnt tried to contact us In case of doubt, make it sound interesting Always play with their minds I'm not confused, just well mixed If this world didnt suck so much, we'd all fall off Sanity calms, but madenss is more interesting Support bacteria--They're the only culture some people have I have the heart of a child--I keep it in a jar When you feel like critisizing the younger generation, just remember who raised them Filthy..Stinking..Rich.....Well, two out of three aint bad Learn from you parents mistakes--Use birth control
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