Just because I'm moody doesn't mean your not irritating
I've had it with reality?! Where's my Fairy Godmother!?
The truth will set you free. But first it will piss you off
A drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts
Allow me to introduce myselves
Normal people worry me
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity
The reason the all-american boy chooses beauty over brains, is because the all-american boy can see better then he can think
I'm not a complete idiot, I'm missing some parts
Depression is mearly anger without enthusiasm
Early bird gets the worm, but second mouse gets the cheese
Only dead fish go with the flow
He's not dead, he's metaphysiclly challenged
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy
What they think of me is not important, what matters is what I think of them
It isnt that I dont know, its that you wouldng understand if I told you
Dont take life too seriously, no one gets out alive anyways
God created man before woman because you have to have a rough draft before you have a master piece
We are all pretty bizzare, some of us are just better at hiding it
You never really grow up, you just learn how to act in public
Dont ask me why I'm weird, ask yourself why your not
Oh Shit!? The toilet is talking again!?!?
Honesty's the best bolicy, but insanity is a better defense
The surest sign that intelligant life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it hasnt tried to contact us
In case of doubt, make it sound interesting
Always play with their minds
I'm not confused, just well mixed
If this world didnt suck so much, we'd all fall off
Sanity calms, but madenss is more interesting
Support bacteria--They're the only culture some people have
I have the heart of a child--I keep it in a jar
When you feel like critisizing the younger generation, just remember who raised them
Filthy..Stinking..Rich.....Well, two out of three aint bad
Learn from you parents mistakes--Use birth control
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