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"And although we adore men individually, we agree that as a group they're rather stupid."

"I tell you everything that is really nothing, and nothing of what is everything, do not be fooled by what I am saying. Please listen carefully and try to hear what I am not saying."

*Friends are god's way of apologizing for your families

*Everything ends up okay in the end. If it's not okay, it's not the end yet.

*If you should die before me, ask if you could bring a friend

*If you haven't found something worth dying for, your not living

"In your life you meet people, some you never think about again, some you wonder what happened to them, there are some that you wonder if they ever think about you and then there are some you wish you never had to think about...but you do." Wonder Years.

"It is always the best policy to speak the truth, unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar."
-Jerome K. Jerome

"Hope is the denial of reality."
-Margaret Weis, Dragons of Winter Night

"People who know little are usually great talkers, while men who know much say little."
-Jean Jacques Rousseau

"Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn."
-C. S. Lewis

"We shall find peace. We shall hear angels, we shall see the sky sparkling with diamonds."
-Chekov

"Heal the past; live the present; dream the future."Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women.

All things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal,or fattening

A pretty girl can kiss a guy, a bird can kiss a butterfly, the rising sun can kiss the grass, and you my friend can kiss my ass.

~*I wished on a star last night, i guess it was out of order

I've learned- that my best friend and i can do anything or nothing and have the best time.

~*Every now and then, i wish it were then instead of now.

~*Sometimes i feel like i'm the last cookie in the cookie jar--all alone and broken up.

~*If you tell a man that there are 300 billion stars in the universe, he'll believe you. But if you tell him that a park bench has just been painted, he has to touch it to be sure.


~*Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: "this looks so much better on..." on what? fire?!

~*"If my life gets any worse i am calling hell and asking them about their exchange program."~

~*"Sometimes when i feel like killing someone, i do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the persons house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, i'm gone, but you know what i've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of its head with a note that says "You.'' After that i usually feel a lot better, and no harm done."

Diamonds are girls best friends... Dogs are mans best friend... Now...whos the smarter sex?



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