"You don't marry someone you can live with - you marry the person who you cannot live without."
A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. "What do you mean?" responded her mother. "Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came back with another."
It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying the best man.
Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards.
-- Benjamin Franklin
Where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.
-- Benjamin Franklin
To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it; whenever you're right, shut up.
-- Ogden Nash
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it.
-- Helen Roland
In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice which is still very much practiced.
-- Helen Rowland
When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.
-- Helen Rowland
When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.
-- Helen Rowland
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
-- Rita Rudner
~*Relationships are very simple. There are only two things that can happen. You either get married or your break up.
The perfect marriage begins when each partner believes they got better than they deserve."
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